D-bag pants: Hey, you wanna see my sit-ups?
D-bag pants: Come on, watch. First, I lead into them by striking a pose using my smoldering look and a V sign! Then, sit-ups with style. See! Whatcha think?
Brittani: I think you should go show them to Maria. She loves this kind of stuff.
Cardigan Casanova: Mind if I sit next to you?
Please go away…